…on excuses
My face feels AMAHHHZING. I love a good excuse. Or a bad one for that matter. I have become increasingly adept at rationalising the most frivilous of purchases, the most half-arsed of reasonings and...
View Article….on To-Do lists
1. Write To-Do List: tick 2. Ignore completely: …tick I think the whole point of a To-Do list is so that in the moment that you’re writing it you feel hopeful, you feel in control, and you indulge...
View Article…on cream, cardigans and seduction
If you’re anything like me, you far prefer a glass of nice wine at home than an overpriced drink at a bar with a DJ who seems to want to make your eyes bleed. The thing is, being in my twenties, I’m...
View ArticleLife Mantra – You Can’t Fuck Up a Mess
I often feel like the first step to sorting my life out is sorting my hair out. And when stressed and skint I revert to doing my hair myself – apparently I need to make a mistake six or seven times...
View ArticleWaiting
They say anticipation is the murderer of contentment, to which I can attest. But looking at the mania-sprinkled chaos of the last few months and the frankly astonishing lack of solid direction in my...
View ArticlePop Music, Panthers and Existential Psychology
Existential crises are the things that have you walking the night streets in the rain. Though I doubt Camus did his while wiggling to Taylor Swift (for so many reasons). Because while working through...
View ArticlePerhaps Pizza is my one True Love
As a Hemingway type romantic, single life is new to me. Though being 24, and frankly mollycoddled for most of it, being alone in a strange city (and soon to be a stranger one) without someone to take...
View ArticleIs grapefruit wine perfect for breakfast?
No. Unless youre having some sort of breakdown, wine is generally frowned on for breakfast, even if it’s especially fruity (and particularly in sensible Germany). But when you find yourself in the...
View ArticleCouch surfing, temporary homelessness and the importance of linguistics.
When I chose to get an English degree people asked me what I was going to do with it, seeing as wordsmithing isn’t as bankable a trade, as say, any actual trade. But luckily for me, it taught me the...
View ArticleIn for a penny, in for a pound…
Holiday season is upon us, and this one is a new one for me. My family is pretty traditional and we have certain things we do every year. However seeing as I accidentally moved to Germany, that...
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